we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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