Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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