Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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