He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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