why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You're my little dorito
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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