So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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