Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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