They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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