I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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