you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I enjoy the company of your penis
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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