Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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