paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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