Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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