Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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