i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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