So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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