Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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