Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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