Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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