ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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