oh god the rape fog is back!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
bring money and cleavage
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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