I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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