just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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