Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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