so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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