we have officially lost it.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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