I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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