I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
No subtext here. People are naked.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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