I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
