Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
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If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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