what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize