what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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