I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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