love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Randomize
