Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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