I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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