I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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