Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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