You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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