Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
