Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
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If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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