The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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