Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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