Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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