you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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