your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
