Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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