She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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