TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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