did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Farmville is her only friend.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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