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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.

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(410): You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad. http://tfl.nu/7eya

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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.

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(703): using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes. http://tfl.nu/y0td

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(513): View more from Ohio

Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.

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(513): Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon. http://tfl.nu/dsce

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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to

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(336): Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to http://tfl.nu/huat

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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.

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(601): i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this. http://tfl.nu/9qd9

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(770): View more from Georgia

Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...

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(770): Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less... http://tfl.nu/7jyd

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(949): View more from California

The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.

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(949): The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk. http://tfl.nu/ipq9

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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.

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(561): There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow. http://tfl.nu/9y2p

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(519): View more from Ontario

Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning

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Thats for me to know and you to find out.

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(519): Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning (416): Thats for me to know and you to find out. http://tfl.nu/ors0

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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye

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(307): I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye http://tfl.nu/lqr2

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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?

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(814): how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus? http://tfl.nu/r0fm

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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.

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(303): i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower. http://tfl.nu/pdu2

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.

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(306): you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet. http://tfl.nu/iwag

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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.

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(+44): This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither. http://tfl.nu/vp0e

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(901): View more from Tennessee

So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.

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(901): So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity. http://tfl.nu/0b51

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