called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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