it wasn't lemon gatorade
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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