What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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