Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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