Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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