Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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